tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54674458274348789062024-03-04T23:25:32.014-08:00A Synopsis Of A Synopsis Of HoyTaking The Joke Too Far Since 2007Julius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467445827434878906.post-8312104815955518952011-07-01T21:46:00.001-07:002011-07-01T21:46:24.142-07:00Is it me?Full Tilt Red Pros suck.Julius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467445827434878906.post-69616689398782516672011-06-30T22:28:00.001-07:002011-06-30T22:28:36.507-07:00Synopsis of Synopsis ReturnsWaffles has time on his hands.Julius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467445827434878906.post-4427759063227488302009-04-17T20:53:00.000-07:002009-04-17T20:54:02.475-07:00A Highly Improbable Occasion<object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/e4674WHJlg0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/e4674WHJlg0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object>Julius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467445827434878906.post-60097883538812948222009-01-10T06:51:00.000-08:002009-01-10T06:53:26.781-08:00ASOASOH Over And OutRiggstad's prediction of no blogger drama in 2009 laughably proven laughable within 48 hours.<br /><br />Sayonara to this blog. I'm outta here like Blogsrghey.Julius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467445827434878906.post-18470073753559889012008-08-01T12:48:00.000-07:002008-08-01T12:54:01.505-07:00Bloggaments<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8b3mftcV0dY&hl=" fs="1" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true"></embed>Julius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467445827434878906.post-84704712822825225822008-07-30T17:55:00.001-07:002008-07-30T17:56:03.985-07:00NextI am better than you.<br /><br />I am still not good enough to go pro.<br /><br />I am a lawyer.<br /><br />Poker players play. Lawyers lawy.Julius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467445827434878906.post-15509467695297220112008-07-28T13:58:00.001-07:002008-07-28T14:00:04.837-07:00Notice<object width="512" height="296"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/qGmf_HRwm1kt8cP0Z8q3Cw"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/qGmf_HRwm1kt8cP0Z8q3Cw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="512" height="296"></embed></object>Julius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467445827434878906.post-33026198359867068452008-05-02T05:54:00.000-07:002008-05-02T05:55:43.980-07:00Thursday Update5-word posts don't write themselves.Julius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467445827434878906.post-89074801537918430032008-04-18T13:59:00.001-07:002008-04-18T14:01:43.475-07:00BBT Chops<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiT7iQiviULaJ2sHeSPwz420mAc9jwZ99QKJj81AtoXsxR7Y7buu_UUAYbS5skgZ3asgLDLODqcdJuihv6gXg085GglWJ7-pZf8uISfQZ5yavI6V-NINrYUNhkCbEqsnT-3CT2lpy-y0WBl/s1600-h/Devil.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190693255361884450" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiT7iQiviULaJ2sHeSPwz420mAc9jwZ99QKJj81AtoXsxR7Y7buu_UUAYbS5skgZ3asgLDLODqcdJuihv6gXg085GglWJ7-pZf8uISfQZ5yavI6V-NINrYUNhkCbEqsnT-3CT2lpy-y0WBl/s200/Devil.gif" border="0" /></a> <strong>My Evil Master Plan<br /></strong><br />1) Destroy Poker Blogs [Accomplished]<br />2) Destroy All Blogs<br />3) Destroy the Written Word<br />4) Destroy English as a language.<br />5) Follow up: Chinese.<br />6) Follow up: Spanish and French.<br />7) Follow up: Smoke Signals<br />8) Follow up: All Human Communication.<br />9) Mwa-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAJulius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467445827434878906.post-42367686347050825322008-04-15T09:59:00.000-07:002008-04-15T10:47:19.177-07:00Blogging Anonymity<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTdc_iKmtGj9ryNQQDUyxeo98x4vXxgW9HFQgmsKUfRkd6-nLXSS1O_N7j5x-0R6vdM-ifq8irTFv1dRbknfeVoK19mKPBsqKnHUhT0AhYTfe_q74IwsYUUMTNEesKWbdI8pfCQtCBktVX/s1600-h/inigo1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189518294043619602" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTdc_iKmtGj9ryNQQDUyxeo98x4vXxgW9HFQgmsKUfRkd6-nLXSS1O_N7j5x-0R6vdM-ifq8irTFv1dRbknfeVoK19mKPBsqKnHUhT0AhYTfe_q74IwsYUUMTNEesKWbdI8pfCQtCBktVX/s200/inigo1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Hello.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>My name is Hoyazo Blogtoya.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>You posted my picture.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Prepare to die.</div><br /><div></div><span style="color:#ffcc00;"><strong>Edited Based On Mookie's far funnier suggestion.</strong></span><br /><div></div>Julius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467445827434878906.post-5977638362355028862008-04-10T11:05:00.001-07:002008-04-10T11:06:22.517-07:00Donking At The MookieDon't cry for me, Poker Bloggers<br />The truth is I was a donkey.<br />I played the LAGtard<br />It wasn't too hard.<br />But there's another<br />Who was much dumber.Julius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467445827434878906.post-74824020850169958672008-04-08T11:01:00.000-07:002008-04-08T11:02:27.455-07:00MATH Recap, And One Thing I Love About PokerI just wanted to answer the Iakaris-submitted Mookie profile question early, and rule out nihlism definitively.Julius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467445827434878906.post-54595370142963425922008-03-19T14:41:00.001-07:002008-03-19T14:42:35.404-07:00Workin the WiiWhile playing poker I, ah . . . play with my Wii.Julius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467445827434878906.post-16323793002111911602008-01-30T11:56:00.000-08:002008-01-30T11:57:42.639-08:00PLH Skillz, and Buddydank Radio<a href="http://blogsrghey.blogspot.com/">Asshat</a> <a href="http://deadmoneyinc.blogspot.com/">Frat</a> <a href="http://hammerplayer.blogspot.com/">Crew</a>Julius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467445827434878906.post-66324124850694960232008-01-30T11:54:00.000-08:002008-01-30T11:56:32.248-08:00MATH Recap, and Monsters on the Flop<p>fuel wins.</p><p>oop caller rarely bets out when he flops a monster.</p>Julius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467445827434878906.post-7371303503583551892008-01-28T12:07:00.000-08:002008-01-28T12:08:05.557-08:00Sunday Bloody SundayHaters disgaree but calling is bad.<br /><br />MATH tonight.Julius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467445827434878906.post-2869565084044079712008-01-25T10:53:00.001-08:002008-01-25T10:53:30.368-08:00On Poker BloggingOPINIONSJulius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467445827434878906.post-46108132682240283112008-01-25T07:57:00.000-08:002008-01-25T07:58:44.298-08:00Live On Wednesday NightCpngrats.Julius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467445827434878906.post-55431946857723796112008-01-23T13:18:00.000-08:002008-01-23T13:19:36.967-08:00Blogger Tournament NirvanaHeight of blogger tournament. Mookie, futility.Julius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467445827434878906.post-71112721530862715842008-01-22T09:50:00.000-08:002008-01-22T09:51:58.857-08:00MATH Recap, and Losing with Effing AcesFawk you when you suck. AA losing to KK sucks. Congratulations to Surf.Julius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467445827434878906.post-8508996265047490412008-01-21T12:04:00.001-08:002008-01-21T12:04:56.221-08:00Holiday Monday PostDay off w00t.Julius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467445827434878906.post-63504356254481348712008-01-18T10:57:00.001-08:002008-01-18T10:58:19.943-08:00I ThinkToday, the synopsis actually did <a href="http://hoysynopsis.blogspot.com/">exactly what I meant to do</a>. I take this as indication that the synopsis of the synopsis is irrelevant.<br /><br />I think this blog is done.Julius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467445827434878906.post-64546118085308345872008-01-17T13:08:00.000-08:002008-01-17T13:09:07.156-08:00Blogger Razz and More on the FTOPSMook and Hoy futility.Julius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467445827434878906.post-68897359371033526312008-01-16T08:45:00.000-08:002008-01-16T08:56:29.884-08:00<p>Key point in satellite: jam as shorty, protect when solid.</p><br /><p>Screenshot showing how to win:<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVraidg_HRZ2zq1xEMwxatrZyJ5mGB-iTTywu_U8aFix8fJTh6oGQLNxQK2K6Ns_C-AQM9Chd971-84HdBpG2CtEN5PuDx2taahS3AWbVvrAGE_C1ZcWxiDQUcuvVub1WRB6L6DA0UBqfY/s1600-h/Screenhunter1n_1553.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156119280883386050" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVraidg_HRZ2zq1xEMwxatrZyJ5mGB-iTTywu_U8aFix8fJTh6oGQLNxQK2K6Ns_C-AQM9Chd971-84HdBpG2CtEN5PuDx2taahS3AWbVvrAGE_C1ZcWxiDQUcuvVub1WRB6L6DA0UBqfY/s200/Screenhunter1n_1553.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /></p><p>Mondays at the Hoy: 1. <a href="http://twoblackaces.blogspot.com/">twoblackaces</a>.</p><br /><p></p>Julius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467445827434878906.post-88948245528039491062008-01-14T12:55:00.000-08:002008-01-14T12:57:33.490-08:00MATH & FTOPSMath tonight, FTOPS is coming. Love Sats. Owned <a href="http://struggles-with-donkeys.blogspot.com/">donkey</a>.Julius_Goathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01265326822534167730noreply@blogger.com1