A Synopsis Of A Synopsis Of Hoy

Is it me?

2011-07-01T21:46:00.001-07:00

Full Tilt Red Pros suck.

Synopsis of Synopsis Returns

2011-06-30T22:28:00.001-07:00

Waffles has time on his hands.

A Highly Improbable Occasion

2009-04-17T20:53:00.000-07:00

ASOASOH Over And Out

2009-01-10T06:51:00.000-08:00

Riggstad's prediction of no blogger drama in 2009 laughably proven laughable within 48 hours.

Sayonara to this blog. I'm outta here like Blogsrghey.

Bloggaments

2008-08-01T12:48:00.000-07:00

2008-07-30T17:55:00.001-07:00

I am better than you.

I am still not good enough to go pro.

I am a lawyer.

Poker players play. Lawyers lawy.

Notice

2008-07-28T13:58:00.001-07:00

Thursday Update

2008-05-02T05:54:00.000-07:00

5-word posts don't write themselves.

BBT Chops

2008-04-18T13:59:00.001-07:00

My Evil Master Plan

1) Destroy Poker Blogs [Accomplished]
2) Destroy All Blogs
3) Destroy the Written Word
4) Destroy English as a language.
5) Follow up: Chinese.
6) Follow up: Spanish and French.
7) Follow up: Smoke Signals
8) Follow up: All Human Communication.
9) Mwa-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Blogging Anonymity

2008-04-15T09:59:00.000-07:00

Hello.

My name is Hoyazo Blogtoya.

You posted my picture.

Prepare to die.

Edited Based On Mookie's far funnier suggestion.

Donking At The Mookie

2008-04-10T11:05:00.001-07:00

Don't cry for me, Poker Bloggers
The truth is I was a donkey.
I played the LAGtard
It wasn't too hard.
But there's another
Who was much dumber.

MATH Recap, And One Thing I Love About Poker

2008-04-08T11:01:00.000-07:00

I just wanted to answer the Iakaris-submitted Mookie profile question early, and rule out nihlism definitively.

Workin the Wii

2008-03-19T14:41:00.001-07:00

While playing poker I, ah . . . play with my Wii.

PLH Skillz, and Buddydank Radio

2008-01-30T11:56:00.000-08:00

Asshat Frat Crew

MATH Recap, and Monsters on the Flop

2008-01-30T11:54:00.000-08:00

fuel wins.

oop caller rarely bets out when he flops a monster.

Sunday Bloody Sunday

2008-01-28T12:07:00.000-08:00

Haters disgaree but calling is bad.

MATH tonight.

On Poker Blogging

2008-01-25T10:53:00.001-08:00

OPINIONS

Live On Wednesday Night

2008-01-25T07:57:00.000-08:00

Cpngrats.

Blogger Tournament Nirvana

2008-01-23T13:18:00.000-08:00

Height of blogger tournament. Mookie, futility.

MATH Recap, and Losing with Effing Aces

2008-01-22T09:50:00.000-08:00

Fawk you when you suck. AA losing to KK sucks. Congratulations to Surf.

Holiday Monday Post

2008-01-21T12:04:00.001-08:00

Day off w00t.

I Think

2008-01-18T10:57:00.001-08:00

Today, the synopsis actually did exactly what I meant to do. I take this as indication that the synopsis of the synopsis is irrelevant.

I think this blog is done.

Blogger Razz and More on the FTOPS

2008-01-17T13:08:00.000-08:00

Mook and Hoy futility.

2008-01-16T08:45:00.000-08:00

Key point in satellite: jam as shorty, protect when solid.

Screenshot showing how to win:

Mondays at the Hoy: 1. twoblackaces.

MATH & FTOPS

2008-01-14T12:55:00.000-08:00

Math tonight, FTOPS is coming. Love Sats. Owned donkey.

5th Riverchasers Win

2008-01-11T15:45:00.000-08:00

Hit my draws.

Suspected

2008-01-10T17:33:00.001-08:00

Genius.

Mookie Thoughts

2008-01-10T10:28:00.001-08:00

This is just horrible poker.

Lawyers And Poker

2008-01-09T12:28:00.000-08:00

Lawyers lie.

Playing +EV Tournaments, and Skill Series PLO Blonkament Tonight

2008-01-09T04:31:00.001-08:00

I can run with these guys.

New Year, MATH Pimp

2008-01-07T12:03:00.000-08:00

New moneyboard, Columbo stunning, jeciimd off to Australia, blog fawker!

2008 Poker Goals

2008-01-04T18:49:00.001-08:00

Learn to count properly.

Mookie Curse '08, Dookie Victory and 2007 Blogiverse Highlights

2008-01-03T10:56:00.000-08:00

Julius_Goat is brilliant.

2007: My Poker Year In Review

2008-01-03T09:10:00.000-08:00

I will play Mookie until I die.

Final MATH Recap of 2007

2008-01-01T17:17:00.000-08:00

New Year!!!

Spotted everyone an hour; still dominated.

MATH moneyboard:

1. Columbo

2007: Goals In Review

2007-12-31T16:53:00.000-08:00

5 for 6. Missed the big one.

Mookie is my great white whale.

Hoy Haters Top Five

2007-12-28T17:37:00.000-08:00

People hate me.

The Curse Lives

2007-12-27T11:13:00.000-08:00

Mookie again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All should be ashamed.

Mookday, MATH Recap and Monday 1k Donkery

2007-12-26T09:54:00.000-08:00

Hoy is done with work . Turbo SitNGo strategy posts! MATH, FullTilt only screwed up 2 aspects.

cemfredmd emerged victorious, ridiculous. Congrats to Chip for first MATH win.

Monday $1k Really? Baaaaaad poker right there.

Mookie tonight.

Merry Christmas, MATH is ON, as is the Monday 1k

2007-12-25T23:02:00.000-08:00

MATH is turbo rebuy $6 buyin.

3rd attempt at the Monday $1k LegacyRik is Flush Chasing Donk Experience was critical to end game success as well as luck.