Is it me?

Full Tilt Red Pros suck.

Synopsis of Synopsis Returns

Waffles has time on his hands.

A Highly Improbable Occasion

ASOASOH Over And Out

Riggstad's prediction of no blogger drama in 2009 laughably proven laughable within 48 hours.

Sayonara to this blog. I'm outta here like Blogsrghey.

Bloggaments

Next

I am better than you.

I am still not good enough to go pro.

I am a lawyer.

Poker players play. Lawyers lawy.

Notice

Thursday Update

5-word posts don't write themselves.

BBT Chops

My Evil Master Plan

1) Destroy Poker Blogs [Accomplished]
2) Destroy All Blogs
3) Destroy the Written Word
4) Destroy English as a language.
5) Follow up: Chinese.
6) Follow up: Spanish and French.
7) Follow up: Smoke Signals
8) Follow up: All Human Communication.
9) Mwa-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Blogging Anonymity

Hello.

My name is Hoyazo Blogtoya.

You posted my picture.

Prepare to die.

Edited Based On Mookie's far funnier suggestion.

Donking At The Mookie

Don't cry for me, Poker Bloggers
The truth is I was a donkey.
I played the LAGtard
It wasn't too hard.
But there's another
Who was much dumber.

MATH Recap, And One Thing I Love About Poker

I just wanted to answer the Iakaris-submitted Mookie profile question early, and rule out nihlism definitively.

Workin the Wii

While playing poker I, ah . . . play with my Wii.

PLH Skillz, and Buddydank Radio

Asshat Frat Crew

MATH Recap, and Monsters on the Flop

fuel wins.

oop caller rarely bets out when he flops a monster.

Sunday Bloody Sunday

Haters disgaree but calling is bad.

MATH tonight.

On Poker Blogging

OPINIONS

Live On Wednesday Night

Cpngrats.

Blogger Tournament Nirvana

Height of blogger tournament. Mookie, futility.

MATH Recap, and Losing with Effing Aces

Fawk you when you suck. AA losing to KK sucks. Congratulations to Surf.