Thursday Update

5-word posts don't write themselves.

BBT Chops

My Evil Master Plan

1) Destroy Poker Blogs [Accomplished]
2) Destroy All Blogs
3) Destroy the Written Word
4) Destroy English as a language.
5) Follow up: Chinese.
6) Follow up: Spanish and French.
7) Follow up: Smoke Signals
8) Follow up: All Human Communication.
9) Mwa-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Blogging Anonymity

Hello.

My name is Hoyazo Blogtoya.

You posted my picture.

Prepare to die.

Edited Based On Mookie's far funnier suggestion.

Donking At The Mookie

Don't cry for me, Poker Bloggers
The truth is I was a donkey.
I played the LAGtard
It wasn't too hard.
But there's another
Who was much dumber.

MATH Recap, And One Thing I Love About Poker

I just wanted to answer the Iakaris-submitted Mookie profile question early, and rule out nihlism definitively.

Workin the Wii

While playing poker I, ah . . . play with my Wii.

PLH Skillz, and Buddydank Radio

Asshat Frat Crew