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I am better than you.

I am still not good enough to go pro.

I am a lawyer.

Poker players play. Lawyers lawy.

Notice

Thursday Update

5-word posts don't write themselves.

BBT Chops

My Evil Master Plan

1) Destroy Poker Blogs [Accomplished]
2) Destroy All Blogs
3) Destroy the Written Word
4) Destroy English as a language.
5) Follow up: Chinese.
6) Follow up: Spanish and French.
7) Follow up: Smoke Signals
8) Follow up: All Human Communication.
9) Mwa-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Blogging Anonymity

Hello.

My name is Hoyazo Blogtoya.

You posted my picture.

Prepare to die.

Edited Based On Mookie's far funnier suggestion.

Donking At The Mookie

Don't cry for me, Poker Bloggers
The truth is I was a donkey.
I played the LAGtard
It wasn't too hard.
But there's another
Who was much dumber.