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I am better than you.

I am still not good enough to go pro.

I am a lawyer.

Poker players play. Lawyers lawy.

Notice

Thursday Update

5-word posts don't write themselves.

BBT Chops

My Evil Master Plan

1) Destroy Poker Blogs [Accomplished]
2) Destroy All Blogs
3) Destroy the Written Word
4) Destroy English as a language.
5) Follow up: Chinese.
6) Follow up: Spanish and French.
7) Follow up: Smoke Signals
8) Follow up: All Human Communication.
9) Mwa-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Blogging Anonymity

Hello.

My name is Hoyazo Blogtoya.

You posted my picture.

Prepare to die.

Edited Based On Mookie's far funnier suggestion.

Donking At The Mookie

Don't cry for me, Poker Bloggers
The truth is I was a donkey.
I played the LAGtard
It wasn't too hard.
But there's another
Who was much dumber.

MATH Recap, And One Thing I Love About Poker

I just wanted to answer the Iakaris-submitted Mookie profile question early, and rule out nihlism definitively.

Workin the Wii

While playing poker I, ah . . . play with my Wii.

PLH Skillz, and Buddydank Radio

Asshat Frat Crew

MATH Recap, and Monsters on the Flop

fuel wins.

oop caller rarely bets out when he flops a monster.

Sunday Bloody Sunday

Haters disgaree but calling is bad.

MATH tonight.

On Poker Blogging

OPINIONS

Live On Wednesday Night

Cpngrats.

Blogger Tournament Nirvana

Height of blogger tournament. Mookie, futility.

MATH Recap, and Losing with Effing Aces

Fawk you when you suck. AA losing to KK sucks. Congratulations to Surf.

Holiday Monday Post

Day off w00t.

I Think

Today, the synopsis actually did exactly what I meant to do. I take this as indication that the synopsis of the synopsis is irrelevant.

I think this blog is done.

Blogger Razz and More on the FTOPS

Mook and Hoy futility.

Key point in satellite: jam as shorty, protect when solid.

Screenshot showing how to win:

Mondays at the Hoy: 1. twoblackaces.

MATH & FTOPS

Math tonight, FTOPS is coming. Love Sats. Owned donkey.

5th Riverchasers Win

Hit my draws.

Suspected

Genius.

Mookie Thoughts

This is just horrible poker.

Lawyers And Poker

Lawyers lie.

Playing +EV Tournaments, and Skill Series PLO Blonkament Tonight

I can run with these guys.

New Year, MATH Pimp

New moneyboard, Columbo stunning, jeciimd off to Australia, blog fawker!

2008 Poker Goals

Learn to count properly.

Mookie Curse '08, Dookie Victory and 2007 Blogiverse Highlights

Julius_Goat is brilliant.

2007: My Poker Year In Review

I will play Mookie until I die.

Final MATH Recap of 2007

New Year!!!

Spotted everyone an hour; still dominated.

MATH moneyboard:

1. Columbo