Friday, August 1, 2008


Wednesday, July 30, 2008


I am better than you.

I am still not good enough to go pro.

I am a lawyer.

Poker players play. Lawyers lawy.

Monday, July 28, 2008


Friday, May 2, 2008

Thursday Update

5-word posts don't write themselves.

Friday, April 18, 2008

BBT Chops

My Evil Master Plan

1) Destroy Poker Blogs [Accomplished]
2) Destroy All Blogs
3) Destroy the Written Word
4) Destroy English as a language.
5) Follow up: Chinese.
6) Follow up: Spanish and French.
7) Follow up: Smoke Signals
8) Follow up: All Human Communication.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Blogging Anonymity


My name is Hoyazo Blogtoya.

You posted my picture.

Prepare to die.

Edited Based On Mookie's far funnier suggestion.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Donking At The Mookie

Don't cry for me, Poker Bloggers
The truth is I was a donkey.
I played the LAGtard
It wasn't too hard.
But there's another
Who was much dumber.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

MATH Recap, And One Thing I Love About Poker

I just wanted to answer the Iakaris-submitted Mookie profile question early, and rule out nihlism definitively.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Workin the Wii

While playing poker I, ah . . . play with my Wii.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

PLH Skillz, and Buddydank Radio

Asshat Frat Crew

MATH Recap, and Monsters on the Flop

fuel wins.

oop caller rarely bets out when he flops a monster.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Sunday Bloody Sunday

Haters disgaree but calling is bad.

MATH tonight.

Friday, January 25, 2008

On Poker Blogging


Live On Wednesday Night


Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Blogger Tournament Nirvana

Height of blogger tournament. Mookie, futility.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

MATH Recap, and Losing with Effing Aces

Fawk you when you suck. AA losing to KK sucks. Congratulations to Surf.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Holiday Monday Post

Day off w00t.

Friday, January 18, 2008

I Think

Today, the synopsis actually did exactly what I meant to do. I take this as indication that the synopsis of the synopsis is irrelevant.

I think this blog is done.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Blogger Razz and More on the FTOPS

Mook and Hoy futility.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Key point in satellite: jam as shorty, protect when solid.

Screenshot showing how to win:

Mondays at the Hoy: 1. twoblackaces.

Monday, January 14, 2008


Math tonight, FTOPS is coming. Love Sats. Owned donkey.

Friday, January 11, 2008

5th Riverchasers Win

Hit my draws.

Thursday, January 10, 2008



Mookie Thoughts

This is just horrible poker.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Lawyers And Poker

Lawyers lie.

Playing +EV Tournaments, and Skill Series PLO Blonkament Tonight

I can run with these guys.

Monday, January 7, 2008

New Year, MATH Pimp

New moneyboard, Columbo stunning, jeciimd off to Australia, blog fawker!

Friday, January 4, 2008

2008 Poker Goals

Learn to count properly.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Mookie Curse '08, Dookie Victory and 2007 Blogiverse Highlights

Julius_Goat is brilliant.

2007: My Poker Year In Review

I will play Mookie until I die.

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Final MATH Recap of 2007

New Year!!!

Spotted everyone an hour; still dominated.

MATH moneyboard:

1. Columbo