Friday, April 18, 2008

BBT Chops

My Evil Master Plan

1) Destroy Poker Blogs [Accomplished]
2) Destroy All Blogs
3) Destroy the Written Word
4) Destroy English as a language.
5) Follow up: Chinese.
6) Follow up: Spanish and French.
7) Follow up: Smoke Signals
8) Follow up: All Human Communication.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Blogging Anonymity


My name is Hoyazo Blogtoya.

You posted my picture.

Prepare to die.

Edited Based On Mookie's far funnier suggestion.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Donking At The Mookie

Don't cry for me, Poker Bloggers
The truth is I was a donkey.
I played the LAGtard
It wasn't too hard.
But there's another
Who was much dumber.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

MATH Recap, And One Thing I Love About Poker

I just wanted to answer the Iakaris-submitted Mookie profile question early, and rule out nihlism definitively.